Quamdadgodhinlargtifrat Zenbassdidort is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish human.

Quamdadgodhinlargtifrat Zenbassdidort created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Quamdadgodhinlargtifrat Zenbassdidort, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quamdadgodhinlargtifrat Zenbassdidort, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Quamdadgodhinlargtifrat Zenbassdidort's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quamdadgodhinlargtifrat Zenbassdidort's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Quamdadgodhinlargtifrat Zenbassdidort on top of important buildings.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Never eat green fruit.