Bogmutpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, effective fairy.

Bogmutpib created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Bogmutpib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogmutpib, she will turn you into a duck.

Bogmutpib's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bogmutpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Bogmutpib's name in vain.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pray towards the north.