Himdussbon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, clever giraffe.

Himdussbon created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Himdussbon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Himdussbon, she will come to you in dreams.

Himdussbon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Himdussbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. You must pray to Himdussbon eight times a day.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing brown dresses and balancing four carbon spheres on your feet.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.