Kemfarwik Doddobvonkyar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, calm jackal.

Kemfarwik Doddobvonkyar created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemfarwik Doddobvonkyar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kemfarwik Doddobvonkyar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Kemfarwik Doddobvonkyar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kemfarwik Doddobvonkyar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Kemfarwik Doddobvonkyar's priests.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not take Kemfarwik Doddobvonkyar's name in vain.