Targgiggonflan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating hyena.

Targgiggonflan created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgiggonflan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targgiggonflan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Targgiggonflan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Targgiggonflan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Targgiggonflan on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed coconuts to porpoises while wearing red hats.

5. Do not shave your arms.