Xinafmut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able mink.

Xinafmut created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinafmut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xinafmut, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xinafmut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xinafmut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Xinafmut.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Xinafmut on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.