Sisgesslag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, emotional sheep.

Sisgesslag created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisgesslag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sisgesslag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sisgesslag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sisgesslag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.