Naryiklen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart yak.

Naryiklen created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Naryiklen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Naryiklen, he will laugh at you.

Naryiklen's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Naryiklen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always wear white.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.