Hivzagpak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable cat.

Hivzagpak created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivzagpak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hivzagpak, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hivzagpak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hivzagpak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not hurt geese.