Limflanhug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful coyote.

Limflanhug created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Limflanhug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limflanhug, it will turn you into a mole.

Limflanhug's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Limflanhug's Holy Commandments

1. Limflanhug loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Hide if nine ants approach from the west.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.