Candodrot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, moody wyrm.

Candodrot created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Candodrot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Candodrot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Candodrot's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Candodrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.