Bossbidbepzag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm lion.

Bossbidbepzag created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbidbepzag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossbidbepzag, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bossbidbepzag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bossbidbepzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about planets.