Bapxemhun Titcamdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured salamander.

Bapxemhun Titcamdiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bapxemhun Titcamdiss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bapxemhun Titcamdiss, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bapxemhun Titcamdiss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bapxemhun Titcamdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Never look in ponds.