Yarkabtal is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy fox.

Yarkabtal created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarkabtal, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarkabtal, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yarkabtal's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yarkabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing gray stockings.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing black ear rings and balancing three copper spheres on your legs.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.