Feddubdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying cobra.

Feddubdiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Feddubdiss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Feddubdiss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Feddubdiss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Feddubdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing orange coats and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Learn six new languages a year.