Dogdanmat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, contented grasshopper.

Dogdanmat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdanmat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dogdanmat, it will turn you into a duck.

Dogdanmat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dogdanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.