Gomnuldim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent squid.

Gomnuldim created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomnuldim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gomnuldim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gomnuldim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gomnuldim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not keep nine voles in a large pit.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.