Wabcarart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, staggering lobster.

Wabcarart created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wabcarart, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wabcarart, she will have a low opinion of you.

Wabcarart's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wabcarart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never pour water over plants.