Fotnibliglinbus is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever gerbil.

Fotnibliglinbus created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Fotnibliglinbus, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fotnibliglinbus, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fotnibliglinbus' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fotnibliglinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Fotnibliglinbus must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fotnibliglinbus.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never pour water over plants.