Cempithim Yarlzakhas is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome lizard.

Cempithim Yarlzakhas created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cempithim Yarlzakhas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cempithim Yarlzakhas, he will turn you into a tree.

Cempithim Yarlzakhas' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cempithim Yarlzakhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.