Ratgebdan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish crane.

Ratgebdan created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratgebdan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratgebdan, she will curse you with boils.

Ratgebdan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ratgebdan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.