Godstannill is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical guinea pig.

Godstannill created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Godstannill, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Godstannill, she will think nothing of it.

Godstannill's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Godstannill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never feed lots of figs to pigs while wearing violet jumpers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Godstannill on top of important buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Godstannill.