Lenfubrull is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish wombat.

Lenfubrull created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenfubrull, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lenfubrull, it will curse you with boils.

Lenfubrull's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lenfubrull's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.