Hombossfad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest badger.

Hombossfad created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hombossfad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hombossfad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hombossfad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hombossfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Never feed nuts to voles while wearing magenta tights.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Hombossfad's priests.