Binlarnbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, weak seal.

Binlarnbug created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binlarnbug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binlarnbug, he will jump up and down on your head.

Binlarnbug's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Binlarnbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Binlarnbug's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never eat green fruit.