Bugortgut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident naga.

Bugortgut created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugortgut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bugortgut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bugortgut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bugortgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of snails.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.