Stafdambaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying fish.

Stafdambaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafdambaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stafdambaf, she will jump up and down on your head.

Stafdambaf's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Stafdambaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.