Vedtallarg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise naga.

Vedtallarg created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vedtallarg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vedtallarg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vedtallarg's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vedtallarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Vedtallarg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hide from fawn ants for they are unholy.

4. Run away from white voles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.