Queegvinlen Boghasxen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic yak.

Queegvinlen Boghasxen created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegvinlen Boghasxen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Queegvinlen Boghasxen, she will turn you into a dog.

Queegvinlen Boghasxen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Queegvinlen Boghasxen's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Queegvinlen Boghasxen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.