Arnfedkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful wasp.

Arnfedkad created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfedkad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arnfedkad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Arnfedkad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Arnfedkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing turquoise corsets and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Retreat if four seals approach from the east.