Jarnteencat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, compassionate rat.

Jarnteencat created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnteencat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jarnteencat, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jarnteencat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Jarnteencat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Always obey Jarnteencat's priests.