Hakditsas is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, happy porpoise.

Hakditsas created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Hakditsas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hakditsas, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hakditsas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hakditsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.