Mobquamgigflisjopraw is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless weasel.

Mobquamgigflisjopraw created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobquamgigflisjopraw, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mobquamgigflisjopraw, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mobquamgigflisjopraw's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mobquamgigflisjopraw's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Mobquamgigflisjopraw.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Mobquamgigflisjopraw in the centre of the settlement.