Nurlsidgun Hadsawnul Omttaflarg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced raccoon.

Nurlsidgun Hadsawnul Omttaflarg created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsidgun Hadsawnul Omttaflarg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlsidgun Hadsawnul Omttaflarg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurlsidgun Hadsawnul Omttaflarg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nurlsidgun Hadsawnul Omttaflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Nurlsidgun Hadsawnul Omttaflarg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to hamsters while wearing orange hats.