Tadfadjip is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing wasp.

Tadfadjip created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfadjip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadfadjip, it will turn you into a goat.

Tadfadjip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tadfadjip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never feed tomatoes to ants while wearing trousers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about optics near great tits while wearing orange coats and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.