Quamgemdoblistdutflis is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, amazing manatee.

Quamgemdoblistdutflis created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Quamgemdoblistdutflis, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quamgemdoblistdutflis, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quamgemdoblistdutflis' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quamgemdoblistdutflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Never sing near rats.