Lipnellfag Lunkapgep is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart elephant.

Lipnellfag Lunkapgep created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnellfag Lunkapgep, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipnellfag Lunkapgep, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lipnellfag Lunkapgep's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lipnellfag Lunkapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.