Flabvedflan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic fish.

Flabvedflan created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabvedflan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flabvedflan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Flabvedflan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flabvedflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never feed nuts to grasshopers while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Flabvedflan.