Jabstikdibmabdibbug is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, boastful swallow.

Jabstikdibmabdibbug created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabstikdibmabdibbug, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jabstikdibmabdibbug, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jabstikdibmabdibbug's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jabstikdibmabdibbug's Holy Commandments

1. Jabstikdibmabdibbug loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Jabstikdibmabdibbug on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed onions to snails while wearing yellow coats.

4. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

5. Never think about planets.