Jadgodbon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate skunk.

Jadgodbon created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jadgodbon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jadgodbon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jadgodbon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jadgodbon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jadgodbon.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed wheat to horses while wearing turquoise scarves.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.