Gomlegdidtif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive bird.

Gomlegdidtif created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomlegdidtif, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gomlegdidtif, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gomlegdidtif's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gomlegdidtif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Gomlegdidtif's priests.

5. Never sing in the presence of turtles.