Hunlanrenjip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omnipotent mouse.

Hunlanrenjip created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunlanrenjip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hunlanrenjip, he will manifest in front of you.

Hunlanrenjip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hunlanrenjip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.