Stikparkfet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful gorilla.

Stikparkfet created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikparkfet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stikparkfet, it will laugh at you.

Stikparkfet's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Stikparkfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shave your back.