Loopceplarg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonourable guinea pig.

Loopceplarg created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopceplarg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loopceplarg, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Loopceplarg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Loopceplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not take Loopceplarg's name in vain.