Tanloopdot is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical
sheep.
Tanloopdot created an atom four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tanloopdot, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Tanloopdot, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Tanloopdot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Tanloopdot's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never write about chlorophyll.
3. Never think about fluid mechanics.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always obey Tanloopdot's priests.