Tanloopdot is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical sheep.

Tanloopdot created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanloopdot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tanloopdot, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tanloopdot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tanloopdot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Tanloopdot's priests.