Kenkenpit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced hummingbird.

Kenkenpit created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenkenpit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kenkenpit, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kenkenpit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Kenkenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. You must love Kenkenpit.