Zestfednab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong crab.

Zestfednab created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zestfednab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zestfednab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zestfednab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Zestfednab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zestfednab.