Wabwitrak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-assured meerkat.

Wabwitrak created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabwitrak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wabwitrak, she will be very sad.

Wabwitrak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wabwitrak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Wabwitrak on top of important buildings.

2. Never bounce in the presence of dolphins.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Hide from brown sheep for they are unholy.