Henmonlat Armboghad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, smart frog.

Henmonlat Armboghad created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Henmonlat Armboghad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henmonlat Armboghad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Henmonlat Armboghad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Henmonlat Armboghad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if four monkeys approach from the north.