Dongepwipzedmobcetshavsog Rawyarleg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful swan.

Dongepwipzedmobcetshavsog Rawyarleg created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Dongepwipzedmobcetshavsog Rawyarleg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dongepwipzedmobcetshavsog Rawyarleg, it will come to you in dreams.

Dongepwipzedmobcetshavsog Rawyarleg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dongepwipzedmobcetshavsog Rawyarleg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Dongepwipzedmobcetshavsog Rawyarleg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about gravity.